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ElkinzCrazyChix's QuickCapture Video - November 21, 2008, 02:15 PM

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ayisha snorts. LMAO :DThis is so stupidddddddTHE POOPIE LISTBathroom Humor at its finest:Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

The Assassination of Martin Luther King

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King was booked in room 306 at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, owned by black businessman Walter Bailey (and named for his wife). King's close friend and colleague, Reverend Ralph David Abernathy, who was present at the assassination, told the House Select Committee on Assassinations that King and his entourage stayed in room 306 at the Lorraine Motel so often that it was known as the "King-Abernathy Suite."According to biographer Taylor Branch, King's last words were to musician Ben Branch, who was scheduled to perform that night at an event King was going to attend: "Ben, make sure you play 'Take My Hand, Precious Lord' in the meeting tonight. Play it real pretty."At 6:01 p.m. on April 4, 1968, while he was standing on the motel's second floor balcony, King was struck by a single bullet fired from a rifle. The bullet travelled through his right cheek, smashing his jaw and then going down his spinal cord before lodging in his shoulder.King was rushed to St. Joseph's Hospital, where doctors opened his chest and performed manual heart massage. He was pronounced dead at 7:05 p.m. According to biographer Taylor Branch, King's autopsy revealed that though he was only 39 years old, he had the heart of a 60 year old man.Two months after King's death, escaped convict James Earl Ray was captured at London Heathrow Airport while trying to leave the United Kingdom for Angola, Rhodesia, or South Africa on a false Canadian passport in the name of Ramon George Sneyd. Ray was quickly extradited to Tennessee and charged with King's murder, confessing to the assassination on March 10, 1969 (although he recanted this confession three days later).On the advice of his attorney Percy Foreman, Ray took a guilty plea to avoid a trial conviction and thus the possibility of receiving the death penalty. Ray was sentenced to a 99-year prison term.Ray fired Foreman as his attorney (from then on derisively calling him "Percy Fourflusher") claiming that a man he met in Montreal, Canada with the alias "Raoul" was involved, as was his brother Johnny, but not himself, further asserting that although he did not "personally shoot King," he may have been "partially responsible without knowing it," hinting at a conspiracy. He spent the remainder of his life attempting (unsuccessfully) to withdraw his guilty plea and secure the trial he never had.Ray and seven other convicts escaped from Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary in Petros, Tennessee on June 10, 1977. They were recaptured on June 13, three days later, and returned to prison. One more year was added to his previous sentence to total 100 years. Shortly after, Ray testified that he did not shoot King to the House Select Committee on Assassinations.

How to Rock - A Rockumentary by the Pros

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Alvin And The Chipmunks - Drug Ballad

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Alvin And The Chipmunks - Drug Ballad Originally By Eminem... Lyrics:[Girl] Yeah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit![Em] (aight)[Eminem] Guess what? I ain't coming in yet...I'll come in a minute[Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this[Eminem]Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky MarkThis is how we used to make the party startWe used to mix Hen' with Bacardi DarkAnd when it, kicks in you can hardly talkAnd by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawlAnd you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barfAnd my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fallEither somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wallAnd everything's spinningYou're beginin' to think womenare swimming in pink linen again in the sinkThen in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finishedYou are now allowed to officially slap bitchesYou have the right to remain violent and start wilin'Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' youGet in your car, start it, and start drivin'Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up[Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilotLooking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of itAll I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'And I'm so high that I might die if I go by itLet me out of this placeI'm outta placeI'm in outer spaceI've just vanished without a traceI'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers growI'll be back in an hour or so[Chorus][Eminem]'Cause every time I go to try to leaveSomeone keeps pullin' on my sleeveI don't wanna, but I gotta stayThese drugs really got a hold of me'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"They won't let me ever let them goI'm a sucker all I gotta sayThese drugs really got a hold of me[Eminem]In third grade, all I used to doWas sniff glue through a tube and play Rubic's cube17 years later I'm as Rude as JudeScheming on the first chick with the hugest boobsI've got no gameAnd every face looks the sameThey've got no nameSo I don't need game to playI just say whatever I want to whoever I wantWhenever I want, wherever I want, however I wantHowever, I do show some respect to fewAs ecstasy got me standing next to youGetting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to youWe just metBut I think I'm in love with youBut you're on it tooSo you tell me you love me tooWake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"I gotta go bitchYou know I have stuff to do'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with youBut in the long runThese drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or laterBut fuck it, I'm on oneSo let's enjoyLet the X destroy your spinal cordSo it's not a straight line no more'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dollsShit's sticking out of our backs like a dinosaurShit, six hits won't even get me high no moreSo bye for nowI'm going to try to find some more[Chorus][Eminem]That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollowWhen you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrowAnd tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it againWhat's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw itAnd what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?And what's a little fight?Tomorrow you'll be boys againIt's your lifeLive it however you wannaMarijuana is everywhereWhere was you brought up?It don't matter as long as you get where you're going'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're goingThey tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoringEven though you wake up feeling like shit every morningBut you're youngYou've got a lot of drugs to doGirls to screwParties to crashSucks to be youIf I could take it all back now, I wouldn'tI would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn'tBut I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduatedDid better drugs and updatedBut I've still got a lot of growing up to doI've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spewBut when it's all said and done I'll be 40Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling storiesWith a bottle of JackTwo grandkids in my lapBabysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed[Chorus 2x][Same as previous, but 2nd time the last line is repeated like this]Drugs really got a hold of meThey really got a hold of me'Cause drugs really got a hold of meThey really got a hold of mePlease Rate 5 Stars, Comment, And Subscribe^^

Slip and fall accident in North Miami? Watch this video!

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If you suffer from pain from a slip and fall accident North Miami residents, watch this video. Whether a safety violation caused slippage or tripping and falling at home, we can help ease the pain. A pill leaves you aching again hours later- treat your pain at the source with spinal care! Chiropractors can do wonders for your body: healing injury, pain, and more.