ElkinzCrazyChix's QuickCapture Video - November 21, 2008, 02:15 PM
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ayisha snorts. LMAO :DThis is so stupidddddddTHE POOPIE LISTBathroom Humor at its finest:Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. Corn Poopie Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
BB and 25 cent- Moose!
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This episode is about big boobs bringing home a LITTLE unexpected surprise to 25 cent. please rateP.S: we already know it isn't our BEST video, but it's still funny... we hope.
Just Another Playboy ep.4
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STORY HERE!!!!!!!!!! inapprpriotte for young viewers so PG 13E:*gives one last twirl on the pole then jumps of the stage infront of nick*N:wonderful show, i thought you forgot all about me and what you said (a little drunk but aware)E:don't worry baby I don't break promisesN:so about that close up...E: lemme lead the way *grabs his hand and leads him to the back*N:*pecks her lips then pulls away*E:do you think we should go fast or take it slowN:it'll be a surprise *starts kissing down her neck and to her chest*E:whatever baby! *takes off his shirt then jumps in his arm with legs wrapped around him*N:*passionately making out with her then takes off her shirt*E:oooh baby! i like it!*slam up against the wall*OKAY IM NOT GETTING INTO ANY DETAILS BUT U GET THE REST, THEY 'DID IT'*afterward*Emily is against the wall sleeping and Nick then gets on his clothes then then kisses her head then leavesSORRY ABOUT DETAIL IF IT WAS TOO MUCH BUT IT WONT GET ANY MORE INTO IT IN THE FUTURESTAY IN TUNE
You Got Me Going Crazy {Ch. 7}
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Watch the video...I think the song fits. RECAP:Daisy-AND BUY A CAMERA! You're a friggin bajillionaire! You can afford one! Kevin-Okay. Fine.*THAT NIGHT-Around 8 'o clockish*Kevin-(Calling Kelly) I REALLY hope she picks up...Kelly-Hey Kevin! Kevin-Hey Kelly, I really like you...And I was wondering if you wanted to do something tonight. Kelly-Sure, I'm nothing but free. Where are we going?Kevin-(Thinking) YES!! (To Kelly) Um...It's a surprise.Kelly-Sure! I love surprises! Pick me up in 20 minutes.Kevin-Okay. See you thenKelly-Bye! *20 MINUTES LATER-It's getting dark out*Kelly-Can you tell me where we're going now? Is it a movie? ARE WE SEEING TWILIGHT!?Kevin-No...It's a surprise...Kelly-Tell me!Kevin-No, we're here. You have to find out for yourself.(They're at this very high hill and you can see a bajillion stars from the top of it) Kelly-This is...even better than Twilight.Kevin-I hope so. Kelly-Hey, I'll race you to the top of the hill! (Starts running)Kevin-You got a head start! (Runs after her)*By the time they make it to the top they're breathless*Kelly-So why are we here?Kevin-I don't know. I guess when you read all the magazines you hear I'm the romantic one. I just find stars unbelievably romantic. That and chocolate.Kelly-*Laughs* So, we're stargazing? Let's start! (Lays down on the grass) Oooooooh I see the Big Dipper! Did you know it's called Ursa Major? And the little one's called Ursa Minor?Kevin-Yeah. Why?Kelly-Humor me, please. Kevin-Okay. No, I didn't know it was called that! Please, do tell me more. Kelly-Hey, I'm cold. Kevin-I brought hot chocolate. Want some?Kelly-Does it have marshmallow? The really tiny ones? Kevin-No, I just have the big ones. Kelly-That was a test and you just passed it! I don't like the little ones.Kevin-Yay! I passed!Kelly-Oh look! A shooting star! Make a wish! *Squeezes her eyes shut and makes a wish*Kevin-What'd you wish for?Kelly-I can't tell you, or it won't come true!!You'll find out her wish in a few chapters. I got to go, my school dance it tonight.
jew surprise
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this is what happens in school
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