toilet Videos

Facecard putting a dead squirrel in his uncles toilet

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Author: StreetVault

Tags: dead facecard lil pranks slim squirrel toilet uncle

his brother is the lil kid lmao

MENTAL CAT

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Author: Chum350

Tags: Calm Cat Chum350 Down Freaky Omg Paper Saml Toilet

A freaked out cat rips toilet paper to shreds

Sofia's toilet phone

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Author: mylifeonavideo

Tags: dropped indian meg night phone sofia toilet

At the indian night party at my house we were in the middle of a movie when sofia comes out of the bathroom with an announcement.

joe jonas bad boy-story chp.21

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Author: eliilo

Tags: eliilo fanfic joe jonas jonasbrothers onetruemedia

i know i said i wanted 18 comments, but i was bored soo you get the next one riiight now!!and i think i will write anotherone tonight(im planning to stay awake till 2 o'clock in the night when the live-chat thing is)!the girl from the last chepter is ERIN[btw i LOVE that name, thats why i chose you haha]!!(LoveMyJonasUsername)COMMENT SUBSCRIBE ADD ME AS YOUR FRIEND!!--------------story here:No ones POV:joe:i-i..(he stuttered not knowing what to say)He had hooked up with a couple girls,and he was drunk and on drugs sometimes, but he would never hook up with an older girl.!Erin walked over to Joe and slid her hand through his hair.Erin:Oh yeah it was definatley YOU! this soft hair and your cute face, it was you im 1000 % sure!.vanessa:do you want to explain it to me, or should i leave you two alone, to have some fun?!Erin laughed, but Joe didnt find it funny at all!!Erin didnt plan on having sex with joe, she thought that kevin was way cuter!Erin:Vanessa calm down, i dont want anything from this little boy.Kevin is way hotter than him!(kevin blushed and joe was relieved.)kevin:thanks erin, your not that bad yourself!(she walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck)vanessa:*cough* kevin?Do you think ashley would like that??kevin:(pulled away from erin)you wouldnt tell her,would you?vanessa:a girl gotta do, what a girl gotta do!(she said pulling her phone out of her purse)kevin:OK ok.Put the phone back! i will break up with her tonight.vanessa:then you should hurry up a little, its already 10:30!kevin ran out of the room, with erin on his hand.When Nick walked in the room.joe:wow bro, you were on the toilet for a long time!nick:DUH! i met this girl, her name is stefani!i love her! she is great!! nice looks, nice style,nice character!!vanessa:wow nick! another hook up?nick:(he shooked his head no and looked at vanessa dreamly)no..i think its more.a doctor walked in and told nick and vanessa to leave, because joe still needed rest.Vanessa tried to protest, but the doctor wouldnt let her stay.He said that joe had enough stress today,so vanessa and nick drove back to the Jonas house.When they walked in they saw ashley running out the house with tears streaming down her face and kevin & Erin making out on the couch.Vanessa shook her head and walked up the streets.She was to busy thinkin about Joe and what erin said earlier.'Would he really hook up with a girl who is much older than him and then lie about not knowing her?' she thought pressing play on her cd-player and turning it on full volume.She sang along to the song 'shake it' by metro station.She wanted to shake off all her bad thoughts, but she couldnt she skipped to the next song 'If i were a boy'.She listened to it and in the middle of the song she fell asleep.Vanessas POV:I woke up the next morning by the sound of my cell-phone.'No matter what you say about love, I keep coming back for moreKeep my hand in the fire, sooner or later I get what I'm asking forNo matter what you say about life, I learn everytime I bleed'..I smiled because I knew it was Joe. I rubbed my eyes and then answered the phone.vanessa:hey joe sup?(i asked yawning)joe:hey sleepyhead, did i wake you up??vanessa:yes but i wanted to wake up anyways so whats up??joe:nothings up, arent i allowed to call my beautiful girlfriend in the morning?vanessa:sure you are but i know that you are not allowed to call someone with your cell-phone in the hospital.beep..beep..beep, he hang up on me.huh? i shrugged it off and decided to call him later and started getting dressed.When i was dressed I opened my door and saw someone i didnt expect to see and i didnt knew if it was good or not!oohh who did she see???

Where are the Drugs Where is the love parody

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Author: BlondeGuy909

Tags: are blondeguy909 drugs the where

90% of this credit goes to imreallywhiteyo for makin da lyricsLyrics:[Verse 1:]Why you burstin in my room, mama?What are you lookin around for mama?I think she thinks Im addicted to MarijuanaEither that or she has some serious head traumaWhat I mean is, I came home 2 weeks agoReally dizzy, and I passed out on the floShe thought I was stoned, and a little highShe slapped me in the face, and I dont know whyBut I had red eyes, and a pale faceAnd apparently that symptoms of being bakedThats what doctors say, but that is a big mistakeDoctors are idiots, what do they know about Mary Jane?Anyway, my mom is pissedAnd she said that she is really gonna missMe, when they send me to the Boot CampMan this is really stupid shit, I dont even smoke itThis is gay yo [Chorus:]Children smoke, and they get high, andMy mom thinks I do, shes cryinEvery night she prays for meAnd wishes Id put down that WeedFather, Father, Father, help himTo not light another BluntCause my moms yellin, screamin, askin meWhere Are The Drugs? (That I Can Smell)[Verse 2:]She dont believe me, swears Im lyingMom, if I was smoking, dont ya think Id need money?Cause that shit costs a lotI dont have a job to pay for all that pot, especially the bongsRoaches are like 20, good ivory is a DimeA Dime is a Quarter-Fifth, take away the NineSo ask yourself, do you think I smoke pot?So ask yourself, wait why does he know this much?About Mary Jane, not Spiderman, people keep on smoking itI smoke Two Joints with Sublime, and two more with Michael JacksonSo hear this mother, you stupid motherfuckerIf the glove doesnt fit, then I dont smoke MarijuanaOk, the truth is Im Addicted, but I cant quit it yoLike Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain, just a little less homoWheres the drugs, son? I dont even knowWheres you get it from? Chris knows how to growWhat the fuck son[Chorus][Guitar Solo][Verse 3:]I get the Pot and the Paper, then I Roll UpAs I keep smoking, my mother gets more Fed UpWhen home, and experienced an InterventionNow they are sendin me to RehabilitationAnd they said their flushin my drugs down The ToiletNow I guess to get them back, I have to play Go FishThey sent me to the clinic, and I saw Lindsay LohanThis must me a Racist Clinic, cause now I see Mel GibsonWhatever happened to the days when I was just 13?Whenever I wanted some pot, Id just steal from my daddyBut now instead, to this center is where i gotta beHey Iraq, bomb this place, instead of your own countryThats the reason why sometimes I got the MunchiesThats the reason why sometimes I need these drugsNo one else will help me when I need comfortAll I want is some non-cancer causing love[Chorus]